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The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised to the nth degree, the cube roots are extracted, and the results are arranged into elaborate and impressive displays. What must be kept ever in mind, however, is that in every case, the figures are first put down by a village watchman, and he puts down anything he damn well pleases.', Josiah Stamp, Attibuted to Sir Josiah Stamp (1849 - 1941) HM Collector of Inland Revenue.',

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything -- or nothing.', Nancy Astor', British politician (1879 - 1964)

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.', Yakov Smirnoff',

There are no facts, only interpretations.', Friedrich Nietzsche', German philosopher (1844 - 1900)

I love America. You always hurt the one you love.', David Frye impersonating Nixon',

I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me to see him in a store and he asked for my autograph.', Shirley Temple Black',