The secret of eterna

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.', Alice Roosevelt Longworth', US author & wit (1884 - 1980)

In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.', Napoleon Bonaparte', French general & politician (1769 - 1821)

At my age the bones are water in the morning until food is given them.', Pearl Buck', US novelist in China (1892 - 1973)

Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.', Johann Wolfgang von Goethe', German dramatist, novelist, poet, & scientist (1749 - 1832)

All general statements are false.', Unknown, The Ultimate Law', Quotations by unknown authors );

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.', Virginia Woolf', English novelist (1882 - 1941)